Dear Santa, Please Help, A Lipsticked, Bitch, Pit Bull Has Attacked America

A week has passed since right-wing America's favorite poster dog was let loose to bite and attack at will. Here is my greatest wish:

Dear Santa,

Can you please issue an immediate recall on the two top dog, intellectually defective McCain/Palin robots your wonderful elves built and delivered recently? The recall should also include their millions of believers across America.

Independent testing has documented that excessive lead has poisoned their brains and paralyzed their critical thinking and truth telling skills. Their Republican brains have lost the last of the little common sense they had. Santa, it seems like the elves accidentally inserted air-filled, puffy white marshmallows into their little craniums. to match their lily white bodies.

Santa, I've always believed in you. I still remember when you gave me the first gift of Christmas so many years ago. I know, I lost the bell on the train, but you gave me a second chance when you returned it to me on Christmas morning.

The big robots and all their little robot clones can't hear the tinkle of the bell anymore. That's why I'm hoping you can fix them in your recall. It's too late for John McCain and seems to be too late for the bitch pitbull with lipstick, but the little robots need to try real hard to understand that America needs a VP who has been thoroughly vetted over a period of time greater than that measured in hours?

Santa, if the recall doesn't happen soon, then you will likely be forced to retire and believers especially children all over the world will lose all hope in a better world.

I know the recall might take a while, Santa, so in the mean time, could you do a few more favors for all the true believers before America becomes even more of an embarrassment around the world especially if McCain/Palin continue to be so mean and deceitful?

Could you please start by vaporizing the tight choke collar and leash McCain and his Republican handlers have around Sarah Palin's neck? After all, what kind of highly qualified VP nominee like Sarah Palin allows herself to be muzzled? If she is as fantastic as all the robots say, she would be highly capable of speaking for herself without scripted speeches written by Republican/Bush loyalists.

And maybe, just maybe, Sarah Palin would be able to answer questions from all over America and the world so we can get to know each other better before we're forced into a shotgun wedding.

Santa, Santa, are you there?

McCain POW Life - Spin or Fact?

How much of McCain's POW story is spin and how much is fact? And, does it have anything to do with his qualifications to be President?

Read the two direct accounts linked below to get a different version of McCain's main claim to fame, that of being a POW hero.

In the first, "Why I Will Not Vote For John McCain", by Dr. Phillip Butler*, a highly decorated naval veteran, Butler speaks of his first-hand experiences with McCain from living with him at the US Naval Academy to being POWs together.

http://209.85.141.104/search?q=cache:qq-1iVKbZIIJ:www.military.com/opinion/0,15202,164859_1,00.html+why+did+John+McCain+become+a+POW&hl=en&ct=clnk&cd=15&gl=us

A few highlights:

"We experienced injuries and malnutrition that are coming home to roost. So I believe John's age (73) and survival expectation are not good for being elected to serve as our President for 4 or more years"

"I can verify that John has an infamous reputation for being a hot head. He has a quick and explosive temper that many have experienced first hand. Folks, quite honestly that is not the finger I want next to that red button."

"It is also disappointing to see him take on and support Bush's war in Iraq, even stating we might be there for another 100 years. For me John represents the entrenched and bankrupt policies of Washington-as-usual. The past 7 years have proven to be disastrous for our country. And I believe John's views on war, foreign policy, economics, environment, health care, education, national infrastructure and other important areas are much the same as those of the Bush administration."

"I'm disappointed to see John represent himself politically in ways that are not accurate. He is not a moderate Republican. On some issues he is a maverick. But his voting record is far to the right. I fear for his nominations to our Supreme Court, and the consequent continuing loss of individual freedoms, especially regarding moral and religious issues. John is not a religious person, but he has taken every opportunity to ally himself with some really obnoxious and crazy fundamentalist ministers lately. I was also disappointed to see him cozy up to Bush because I know he hates that man. He disingenuously and famously put his arm around the guy, even after Bush had intensely disrespected him with lies and slander. So on these and many other instances, I don't see that John is the "straight talk express" he claims to be."

*Butler is a 1961 graduate of the United States Naval Academy and a former light-attack carrier pilot. In 1965 (almost 3 years before McCain) he was shot down over North Vietnam where he spent eight years as a prisoner of war. He is a highly decorated veteran and POW.

In a second account, an article http://www.wvwnews.net/story.php?id=3172 by Col. David Hackworth, a highly decorated veteran officer of the Korean and Vietnam Wars, states among other detailed research findings, "McCain certainly doesn't appear to be a war hero by conventional standards, but rather a tough survivor whose handlers are overplaying the war hero card."

With one foot in the grave, it is finally time to acknowledge John McCain for one of his finest accomplishments in life...being a POW, yes, and then spinning us with it over and over and over again. Since his capture in 1967 during the Vietnam War, McCain hasn't missed a chance to tell (boast) us his story of capture, torture and heroism with a touch of mock humility thrown in when crediting other prisoners for his very survival.

My Comment Censored by Republican Party

It seems the Republicans are at it again....this time eliminating free speech. The site is gopconvention2008.

When looking for the Sarah Palin biography puff video on YouTube to link here, I tried to post the following comment since EVERY other comment was 100% pro Palin...all, obviously screened by the RNC. I thought I'd try to post a different viewpoint. No luck.

"And here I thought John Wayne was dead! Who knew he'd be reborn as a lipsticked, bitch-bulldog with bad attitude, poor people skills (she failed the "plays well with others" part in kindergarten), a vindictive mean streak, weak academic/intellectual credentials, and a weak backbone who can't stand up to McCain's guards filling her mouth with scripted speeches with no confidence she can be let off her bulldog choke-chain leash to be vetted by the American people through a free press. "

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ddRoiVWfLyU

All I got was a message, "comment pending approval" which according to YouTube means"

"If the grayed out tab reads "Comment Pending Approval," this means that the uploader of the video needs to approve the comment before it is posted on the site. If the user declines your comment, removes it, or doesn't actively approve it, your comment may not appear."

McCain/Palin Swine Multiple Choice Quiz

swine (n) - person (s) regarded as brutish or contemptible.

It's been a week since McCain chose Sara Palin to be his VP running mate and we've read tons about his choice and selection process.

Running as a "maverick", McCain's craving for political power has seen him throw his convictions to the wind over and over. After his first two VP choices were vetoed by the Republican right, McCain, after "extensive and thorough" vetting of Palin (ahem - well, maybe for a few hours), chose Palin apparently because he (here's the quiz part):

a) a bulldog with lipstick on a tight leash is his fave pet
b) has a not-so-secret hair-in-a-bun beauty queen fetish
c) is really just Palin's bitch (POW-prisoner of woman)
d) needed to prove an old dog can learn new (dirty) tricks
e) in his brief meeting with Palin, had ED and the bulldog demanded the VP slot to keep his secret.
f) all of the above and any more you want to add

Feel free to add your own thoughts about what makes McCain and Palin swine for America.