September 11, 2008

Palin - Gibson Interview - Very Scary

I just listened to a preview of just two questions from tonight's Gibson/Palin interview and came away even more frightened for America's future if McCain/Palin get elected.

Who knew a lipsticked, bitch pitbull could be so scary!

A master of double-speak, and avoiding direct answers to direct questions, she did boxer Muhammad Ali proud by dancing and dodging like a butterfly.

Believe in the separation of church and state? Forget it. Lots of religion mixed into the answers I heard.

Listen. Listen very carefully to what she is really saying.

Let the truth seeking and vetting begin though don't have much confidence that the media will dig deeply nor quickly enough.

Certainly, McCain and his people won't let the truth surface...dodging, hiding, scripting Palin while twisting and lying about Obama and Biden!

Vote Obama for:

> hope
> decency
> intelligence
> integrity
> accomplishment
> ideas
> honor
> respectful conduct
> respect for all Americans
> positive change
> clear thinking and speaking
> concensus building skills

America, push the RED STOP button!
No way, no how, no McCain/Palin!

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September 09, 2008

Dear Santa, Please Help, A Lipsticked, Bitch, Pit Bull Has Attacked America

A week has passed since right-wing America's favorite poster dog was let loose to bite and attack at will. Here is my greatest wish:

Dear Santa,

Can you please issue an immediate recall on the two top dog, intellectually defective McCain/Palin robots your wonderful elves built and delivered recently? The recall should also include their millions of believers across America.

Independent testing has documented that excessive lead has poisoned their brains and paralyzed their critical thinking and truth telling skills. Their Republican brains have lost the last of the little common sense they had. Santa, it seems like the elves accidentally inserted air-filled, puffy white marshmallows into their little craniums. to match their lily white bodies.

Santa, I've always believed in you. I still remember when you gave me the first gift of Christmas so many years ago. I know, I lost the bell on the train, but you gave me a second chance when you returned it to me on Christmas morning.

The big robots and all their little robot clones can't hear the tinkle of the bell anymore. That's why I'm hoping you can fix them in your recall. It's too late for John McCain and seems to be too late for the bitch pitbull with lipstick, but the little robots need to try real hard to understand that America needs a VP who has been thoroughly vetted over a period of time greater than that measured in hours?

Santa, if the recall doesn't happen soon, then you will likely be forced to retire and believers especially children all over the world will lose all hope in a better world.

I know the recall might take a while, Santa, so in the mean time, could you do a few more favors for all the true believers before America becomes even more of an embarrassment around the world especially if McCain/Palin continue to be so mean and deceitful?

Could you please start by vaporizing the tight choke collar and leash McCain and his Republican handlers have around Sarah Palin's neck? After all, what kind of highly qualified VP nominee like Sarah Palin allows herself to be muzzled? If she is as fantastic as all the robots say, she would be highly capable of speaking for herself without scripted speeches written by Republican/Bush loyalists.

And maybe, just maybe, Sarah Palin would be able to answer questions from all over America and the world so we can get to know each other better before we're forced into a shotgun wedding.

Santa, Santa, are you there?

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August 29, 2008

McCain Desperate In Selecting Sarah Palin

John "Out of Touch" McCain, in an act of desperation, has selected Sarah "PP"(Perpetually Pregnant - ya' gotta do something on those long, boring dark nights and days in Alaska) Palin as his choice for Vice President.

At McCain's age, Palin is only half a heartbeat away from the Presidency. When McCain kicks the bucket after being exhausted by the first month of presidential duties, Palin is not ready to step into the Presidency.

McCain's dogged attempts to blast Obama's inexperience and not being ready for the Presidency are now a reality in his selection of Sarah Palin.

Palin doesn't really seem to know what the V.P. position entails. In an interview last summer with CNBC when asked if she was qualified to be McCain's running mate, Palin responded, "I'll tell you, I still can't answer that question until someone answers for me what it is exactly that the V.P. does everyday? We want to make sure that the V.P. slot would be a fruitful position especially for Alaskans and the things we're trying to accomplish up here for the rest of the U.S.".

Palin has no experience of any state, regional, national or international scope that would qualify her for the Vice-Presidency let alone the Presidency. She has under two years of basically part-time experience as governor in a state with a mere 670,000 people who reside at an astounding density of 1.1 people per square mile. According to the 2006 U.S. Census, there are 55 American cities with greater populations. As mayor of Wasilla, Alaska, Palin governed a village of about 8,400!

Alaska's major contributions to society? Big government and its spending come in at #2 just behind mining. For a party that prides itself on small government, Alaska and Palin are abysmal failures. Alaska ranks #1 in the U.S. in chlamydia, a sexually transmitted disease! Other major Alaska contributions to society include tourism, snow, alcoholism and depression. Retail provides the largest percentage of jobs...those high-paying ones.

In 2007, Palin signed into law, Alaska's largest budget ever at $6.6 billion dollars but at the same time drastically cut spending for infrastructure improvements such as road construction . A few months ago in response to Alaskans facing higher gas prices, Palin proposed that every Alaskan receive a direct grant of $1,200 and has rescinded the state's gas tax.

Sarah Palin placed second in the Miss Alaska beauty pageant but received a scholarhip that helped put her through college where she majored in journalsim and minored in politics. She worked part-time as a sports reporter in a small town before becoming mayor of the booming 8,700 person metropolis of Wasilla, Alaska. Her husband works as a fisherman weather permitting and then switches to working for British Petroleum on the North Slope. Is he ever home to really parent his kids?

Palin is currently under investigation by the Alaska state legislature for abuse of power. She fired a State commissioner who refused to fire an Alaska State Trooper who is locked in custody battle with Palin's sister.

Palin says she has tried marijuana but didn't like it.
Some have questioned how long she used before deciding she didn't like it. Though it was legal in Alaska, federal law prohibited its use. In California, the feds have raided and closed numerous clinics where marijuana is distributed by medical prescription.

McCain defines anyone earning under $5,000,000 a year as middle class. As governor, Palin's $83,000+ salary could theoretically put her squarely in McCain's non-existent poverty class though with her husband's wages from big oil and fishing, they might still be in McCain's middle class.

Palin and her husband have five children, Track, Trig (ger?), Piper, Bristol and Willow.

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