McCain/Palin Swine Multiple Choice Quiz

swine (n) - person (s) regarded as brutish or contemptible.

It's been a week since McCain chose Sara Palin to be his VP running mate and we've read tons about his choice and selection process.

Running as a "maverick", McCain's craving for political power has seen him throw his convictions to the wind over and over. After his first two VP choices were vetoed by the Republican right, McCain, after "extensive and thorough" vetting of Palin (ahem - well, maybe for a few hours), chose Palin apparently because he (here's the quiz part):

a) a bulldog with lipstick on a tight leash is his fave pet
b) has a not-so-secret hair-in-a-bun beauty queen fetish
c) is really just Palin's bitch (POW-prisoner of woman)
d) needed to prove an old dog can learn new (dirty) tricks
e) in his brief meeting with Palin, had ED and the bulldog demanded the VP slot to keep his secret.
f) all of the above and any more you want to add

Feel free to add your own thoughts about what makes McCain and Palin swine for America.