McCain Shows Age, Spews Prematurely...Wins Debate Before It Takes Place

In a stunning lack of judgment or just plain ole' stupid error, McCain and his senior campaign staff announced that he won tonight's first debate with Barack Obama!

According to his campaign manager, Rick Davis, McCain won the debate "hands down".

It just gets better and better.

But still in my cynicism, right wing, religious Americans and bitter, sexist women are still ignorant enough to vote for McCain/Palin.